My birthday wish! (Its in 3 weeks so hurry!)

Ehem my birthday is coming SOON people....

i will not act2 trying to be nice etc and say
" i dont want anything fr my bdae!"
cos everyone knows whoever is saying that are just bullshitting!

SOOOO time to get me a birthday gift!!!! muahhahaha

And to save you the trouble of contemplating what to get me, heres a list:

1. A house
2. A car
3. A class 2B license
4. A motorbike
5. An IPHONE
6. A Rayban Aviator Shades (Black/silver/white)
7. A new laptop with a graphic card
8. A PS3
9. A guarantee that my GPA wont drop
10. Since none of you can give me any of these....MONEY!!! will be great too :P seriously its wat i need most haha!

(*dont try to be lame and get me these but in toys form!HAHA)

Nola just include me in your prayers, as in seriously pray for my well being....that i achieve my dreams.....for my health....for my faith.......pray that my gpa wont drop......pray that i will get my 2B license asap and cheap!.....pray fr all the others

Or maybe a card! i think it is cool....
in the card....write my flaws....my gd points i dont reli care uh! write my flaws so i can change!

No cakes unless icecream one uh yummyyyy-im fat redi
No giftshops thingy-my house is full of ornaments catching dust!
Get me something useful! if not! MONEY LA DEY! pls money!!! i want money!!!!
hahah! nola seriously just wish me and pray for me! k adios!